Seconds Rules ( From MAD Magazine )

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2 seconds - How long you may shake at the urinal before zipping up and flushing

4 seconds - How long you can safely stare at your friend's girlfriend's boobs before getting punched in the face

7 seconds - How long you can look at the receipe standing in front of the ATM before someone behind you makes a comment

9 seconds - How long you can see the FHM and other adults' Magazine before other customers think you are a pervert.

10 seconds - How long you can hold your wife's purse before it beomes emasculating.

11 seconds - How long you can let a dog sniff you crotch before the owner thinks you are enjoying it.

420 seconds - How long you can stay inside the toilet before you Mom asks " What are you doing inside there ?"
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