Seconds Rules ( From MAD Magazine )

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2 seconds - How long you may shake at the urinal before zipping up and flushing

4 seconds - How long you can safely stare at your friend's girlfriend's boobs before getting punched in the face

7 seconds - How long you can look at the receipe standing in front of the ATM before someone behind you makes a comment

9 seconds - How long you can see the FHM and other adults' Magazine before other customers think you are a pervert.

10 seconds - How long you can hold your wife's purse before it beomes emasculating.

11 seconds - How long you can let a dog sniff you crotch before the owner thinks you are enjoying it.

420 seconds - How long you can stay inside the toilet before you Mom asks " What are you doing inside there ?"
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Boring Days

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Arr I was just thinking what should I do these days.. Just finish my Poly Days and still don't wanna apply any job. I hate the working life although its the most damn sure thing that I can't avoid.(I also hate to study). Anyway, i applied both NTU and NUS for further study. Come on I know I cant continue like that. Shit worse, I am broke , totally broke. S$1.87 is the money that i left in my bank. My house's utility bill is overdue. My Internet Bill is overdue. My Phone line will be cut off within one week. Nothing is left to eat expect my friend's pet(a tortoise) .Damn.
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SNOOP DOGG'S PORTRAIT

I copied this from my friend's blog.I was in awe of his drawing. It is not easy to draw a portrait by using a simple lead pencil. Here check out his blog here. I simply don't have this type of genes which allow me to draw the painting myself. But i do have the genes that i love to appreciate them.

First time Newbie

Yeah, this is my second blog actually......I was thinking to start my own blog for a couple of years already and still can't construct it until now.

Today i started my own blog and created a few posts. Then i logged out and then logged in to amend something. There they comes . I can't see my blog on the dashboard. " YOU ARE NOT A MEMBER OF ANY BLOGS. CREATE YOUR OWN NOW." What in the earth is going on ? So i created this blog again. Enjoy it.

I prefer to write in Burmese Language but with so many reasons ( the main reason is too lazy to learn to type Burmese Character ), i chose my Godmother's tongue, English. Please Enjoy it.